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    need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

    yasfera2-deactivated20220905

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    mortimermcmirestinks

    every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

    twocubes

    people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

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    happy anniversary to this post

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    “A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.”

    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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